mooose
a word thats offensive to all guys; meaning weak, stupid, ugly, and weird. also everything else that would offend a guy. if you call a guy a mooose, be prepared for the worst.
girl: you're sucha MOOOSE.
boy: wowowowowowowo you did NOT just go there, !@$& you !
girl: ok ?
boy: wowowowowowowo you did NOT just go there, !@$& you !
girl: ok ?
Mooose
Verb: the act of Moooseing around usually defined by doing lots of research about Covid-19, or making reckless food while learning on Zoom. Another common symptom is many Amazon gadgets.
Noun: A certified OG that defines the laws of existence and singlehandedly fixes the world's problems.
Noun: A certified OG that defines the laws of existence and singlehandedly fixes the world's problems.
Oh Jill? She's just Moooseing around, give her some antlers asap.
You know your in a mooosey vibe when you wake up with one foot completely off the bed.
You know your in a mooosey vibe when you wake up with one foot completely off the bed.
MOOOSE-TACHE
When a male slides his genitalia across a woman's upper lip, leaving a perfect shape of semen resembling a moustache. This sex act is named after its creator K-MOOSE.
"Yo man, that girl straight up got a MOOOSE-TACHE mang!" "He busted a MO)OSE-TACHE on that freak homie!" "On the real, she loved it when I gave her a MOOOSE-TACHE!"