mooperbating
Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.
Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."
Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."
Rob: "OK."
Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."