moopface
A person who feels stupidly sorry for themselves. Either because something hasn’t gone their way, they refuse to be happy, or they refuse to find fault in themselves so they blame everyone else, resulting in self-pitying.
1. Stop being such a moopface! Cheer up!
2. A - Ugh, David was being such a moopface today!
B - I know! I can't deal with him anymore. He's always so sorry for himself!
2. A - Ugh, David was being such a moopface today!
B - I know! I can't deal with him anymore. He's always so sorry for himself!