moosem
When a congregation of dead tings are present and you wish to name them in an inconspicuous nature. This also applies to an area where moosem 'moose'/congregate. A cool place to congregate could also become a moosem when moosem (also applying to the dead tings) moose there.
1.
*at a party*
"Hey there's a squadron of moosem in that corner, fuckin moosem..."
*sideman contributes with...*
"fuckin moosem bruv........................."
2.
*going to your park swings to drink at night*
"You're jokin aren't ya there's uckin' moosem for 'eavens sake I don't Adam'n'Eve it mate"
*contributing sideman.........*
"Good spot Les we were gunna go there but moosem got there first."
*at a party*
"Hey there's a squadron of moosem in that corner, fuckin moosem..."
*sideman contributes with...*
"fuckin moosem bruv........................."
2.
*going to your park swings to drink at night*
"You're jokin aren't ya there's uckin' moosem for 'eavens sake I don't Adam'n'Eve it mate"
*contributing sideman.........*
"Good spot Les we were gunna go there but moosem got there first."