moose mangler
A larger and scary female seen mostly at night that is wearing a chain link belt and has a scary disposition. Her too small bottoms are being eaten by her crotch.
Me: "What is that over there leaning on the bar? She is large and scary. There seems to be a situation with her metal belt and looks like her pants are being eaten"
Friend: "Oh that is a moose mangler."
Me: "A what?"
Friend: "You know a moose mangler a large scary female that comes out at night wearing a chain link belt and pants that her crotch seems to be eating."
Me: "Glad I am now clear on that."
Friend: "Oh that is a moose mangler."
Me: "A what?"
Friend: "You know a moose mangler a large scary female that comes out at night wearing a chain link belt and pants that her crotch seems to be eating."
Me: "Glad I am now clear on that."