mootex
Caltex = cal
cal = cow
cow = moo
moo + tex = mootex
voila!
cal = cow
cow = moo
moo + tex = mootex
voila!
Bob: lets go get some munchies from the mootex!
Jim: don't you mean the Caltex?
Bob: yes; yes I do.
Jim: don't you mean the Caltex?
Bob: yes; yes I do.