mopedofile
User of a pedofile trenchcoat who goes around on a moped Flashing those who pass him. Beware,they generaly are very hairy and lurk just out of the common persons sigh in public area's. If you dont want to have nightmares for the rest of your life,avoid mall parking lots and bookstores.
Lisa: HEEEEEEEELP!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! mopedofile!!!!!!!!! OH THE HAIR AND/OR AGONY!!!!!