Mop Hair
A person who looks like they haven’t had a haircut since they were born. Otherwise known as a Shaggy.
Person 1: Dude, look at mop jar over there!
Person 2: Wat, where’s Scooby?
Person 1: Dude, look at mop jar over there!
Person 2: Wat, where’s Scooby?
I bet that mop hair would do anything for a scooby snacc.