Mopmunks
Persons who coerce, cajole, harrass, bully or indimidate employees to do their bidding, whatever the personal cost. Often found within organisations (thought to possess alien DNA which leads to a propensity to dominate all human life forms). Extremely suspicious, and jealous of any employee who demonstrates superior professional competence and possesses a) a personality and b) a sense of humour.
'Mopmunks, my love?' (quizzically)
'MOPMUNKS, MY LOVE!' (knowingly - raised eyebrows accompanied by shaking of the head)
'MOPMUNKS, MY LOVE!' (knowingly - raised eyebrows accompanied by shaking of the head)