mopsicle
A popsicle that was secretly dipped in the toilet. Also see turdsicle
1: Did you take the last blue one?
2: Sure did, sucker!
1: You know that was a mopsicle, right?
2: DAMN! SET UP AGAIN!!!
2: Sure did, sucker!
1: You know that was a mopsicle, right?
2: DAMN! SET UP AGAIN!!!