awkward central
An imaginary location in which two persons are locked in eternal awkwardness. Often found in failing relationships.
"Bert, I love you."
"Hang on there, Betsy. This is heading into awkward central."
"You're right. It's best we keep it fun and friendly."
"Hang on there, Betsy. This is heading into awkward central."
"You're right. It's best we keep it fun and friendly."