Morftervening
When you don't know if it's morning, afternoon, or evening. 4pm for example, fuck knows what 4pm is. After ends 3pm. Evening starts at 5pm. When you have friends in different time zones but don't care enough to remember what time it is for them, you say this.
"Good morning everyone, I've just woke up."
"Morftervening, it's 4pm here."
"Morftervening, it's 4pm here."