morganing

to deface a known assholes doorstep in the dead of night with a foul food product. Examples include chili, spam, pigs feet, and roadkill stuffed with all of the above.

the act of believing that your funny whenever people laugh at something you say.

its because you retarded, not funny.

Someone who isn't afraid to be herself. She's extremely smart and will stick to her opinion. She is crazy, weird and funny. You will have a blast being her friend. She wont ever let you down and can be trusted with anything. She has unique beauty that cannot be compared easily. She is the best friend anyone could possibly have.

Named after Derek Morgan From Criminal Minds. It describes how one can be rugby tackled to the ground from a sprint.

Morgane is an interesting girl. She often takes on adult responsibilities and can occasionally be quite commandeering when she wants to be. Overall, though, she is a very nice person to hang out with, and will always know a way to make you smile when you're sad. She can be quite inappropriate at times, which does slightly 'decrease her wealth' so to speak, but if you can deal with it ok then she's a great best friend. Most Morganes will be your friend for life, and as a girlfriend she is already going to be your future wife. Amazing to hang out with, and often nicknamed "Mog" by people close to her.

To steal a joke

Morgan is the love of my life and probably the love of your life too. She's the most intelligent and hard working human being and that's why she succeeds at everything she does. She has the best and quickest imagination and makes the funniest jokes. Morgan is the kind of beautiful that addicts you and infects you and inspires you to be the best version of yourself. She encapsulates so many superlatives: the most beautiful, smart, kind and funny girl on earth at any point in time.