morgano
Noun: A species that are the size of a small speck of dust. They like to eat pollen and get distracted by shiny objects. Their preffered home is in the top part of an acorn but if necassary will house in mushrooms. They used to have their own planet but it was destroyed in the great crash of 2000 when a small lad playing soccer destroyed it when he sneezed. Morgano's are nearly extinct except for 3. One is currently a school student, another is in a mental ward, and another is in jail. They all have a similar quality. "Im not ____!!!"
1: Eww, look at that morgano.
2: That morgano is so small!
3: Oh... my... morgano.
2: That morgano is so small!
3: Oh... my... morgano.