Morgantown, PA

Founded back in the mid 18th century as a trading post with only a hotel, bar and other basic amenities, this small town has grown little in the intervening centuries. If you grew up here, you will forever have to explain that you are not from West Virginia, thanks to this shithole not having any claim to fame, nevemind being less than a tenth the size of its West Virginian cousin. With a population of less than 1,000 and no less than four churches, you can make some guesses about the culture. If you're not Amish, Mennonite or Redneck, you're a random tourist, or you came down from Reading to go to BB's. It's slightly better than some Pennsylvania mining towns, but you can thank the Amish for that, if you can manage to speak to them in a thick enough accent.