awkwardize
The art of turning a normal conversation into an awkward situation.
"Did you see that video of a guy electrocuting himself? LMFAO"
"How can you find that stuff funny?"
"..."
"I totally awkwardized this conversation."
"How can you find that stuff funny?"
"..."
"I totally awkwardized this conversation."
awkwardize
1. to make shit as strange and uncomfortable as humanly possible.
2. an homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.
2. an homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.
when Keller was all on my dick, when I was spitting game to Evalina.
Awkward Awkward
Interjection. Used when confronted with an awkward situation and one awkward does not suffice.
Ben: Do you have a crush on John?
Audrey: Awkward awkward...
Audrey: Awkward awkward...
awkward
When something weird or embarrassing happens, and there's that silence after it. No one really knows what to say, or choose not to say anything. Just back slowly away..
When you're making out with someone and then you realize your zipper is down. You zip it up slowly...But he notices *awkward*
When you walk in on your parents doing "family planning"
When you walk in on your parents doing "family planning"
Awkward
When two pedophiles meet up after chatting as 15 year olds online.
...ohh...well this is awkward....
awkwardate
To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)
Sorry I didn't mean to awkwardate you.
awkward
passing a homeless person on your way to a coin star machine.
the most awkward thing that could happen is passing a homeless person carrying a jar full of change.