[mormon] [coffee]
Basically a fancy chocolate milk that doesn't have any coffee in it. It's a wannabe coffee. Mormon's call Mormon coffee just so they don't look weird or its to embarrassing to say chocolate milk.
Guy1: Hey whatcha drinking?
Guy2: A Mormon coffee.
Guy1: A what???
Guy2: A chocolate milk....
Guy1: Ohh. Ha Ha Ha.
Guy2: A Mormon coffee.
Guy1: A what???
Guy2: A chocolate milk....
Guy1: Ohh. Ha Ha Ha.
mormon coffee
cocaine
"how do Hosea have so much energy"
"mormon coffee"
"mormon coffee"