mormonize
The act of copulation with a member of the Church (Cult) of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Since what they do to reproduce cannot be considered sexy, mormonizing is what they do.
Also, the act of converting someone to a mormon can be called mormonizing, because once you join, you are fucked.
Also, the act of converting someone to a mormon can be called mormonizing, because once you join, you are fucked.
Jess: Get ready to be mormonized.
Jebidiah: Ok, but only without protection. We need to expand this farce, I mean religion.
Jebidiah: Ok, but only without protection. We need to expand this farce, I mean religion.
mormonize
To screw somebody in a manner that is consistent with the Mormon faith.
"Did you guys get kinky last night?"
"Nah, she's a Mormon, so we just Mormonized."
"Nah, she's a Mormon, so we just Mormonized."
mormonize
When a mormon sexes someone up.
Oh baby, come mormonize me!
mormonize
The act of sexing someone up by a mormon.
Oh baby, mormonize me.
Man, those hot mormons over there on their bikes can mormonize me any day.
Man, those hot mormons over there on their bikes can mormonize me any day.
Mormonics
A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.
Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.
Mormon
someone who likes sherbet in Sprite
If you like sherbet in Sprite, comment "I am a Mormon!"
Mormonization
The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon
Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.