Mormon Joint
The act of rolling a joint with a page from the back of The Book of Mormon. Usually consists of a large amount of weed.
Bob: Whoa, I got so high last night. I didn't have any rolling paper so I rolled a fatty Mormon joint. I got so high, I thought I was dying. I think the God of Mormon was punishing me.
Ted: The "God of Mormon"?
Bob: Yeah, you know. Joseph Smith.
Ted: You're an idiot.
Ted: The "God of Mormon"?
Bob: Yeah, you know. Joseph Smith.
Ted: You're an idiot.