mormon missionary

sweet, cute, respectable young gentlemen...who love their religion and devote their lives for 2 years riding around like little goofs wearing suits on bicycles and going to peoples houses everday spreading the mormon religion and 9/10 times getting rejected......but good luck tryna date one, they only wanna date mormon girls, and they only date girls they might wanna marry in the future...they dont really hook up... LITTLE CUTIES.

A weird-ass young white male who walks everywhere looking for people to talk to about Jesus. Always comes in a group of two.
If you let them talk to you once, they will ALWAYS come back. Like a Jehovah's Witness, but does not come with food.

someone who does work for the church and doesn't get any of the churches millions. they or they're family has to pay for everything. you can't watch tv, listen to the radio or make more than two phone calls a year. these poor young adults are guilted into doing the churches work because it doesn't make enough money with the millions who are paying 10% of what they make.

Having sex with a backpack on and multiple female partners

Useless.

A position one assumes while having sex (in any position) with a Mormon Missionary.