Mormon slip and slide
A vagina widened to ridiculous proportions from having too many damn kids.
That girl's really been around. It was a total Mormon slip and slide in there.
Forget her dude. she is a total mormon slip and slide.
Forget her dude. she is a total mormon slip and slide.
Mormon slide
When you believe god is watching, insert your penis into the vagina and sit perfectly still, no kissing or anything.
“Hey man I gave her the Mormon slide last night”
“Isn’t that a sin?”
“Only if you move.”
“Isn’t that a sin?”
“Only if you move.”