Mortal Combat

Misspelled Mortal Kombat

Person 1: I just can't wait for Mortal Combat 11

Person 2: it's Mortal Kombat dumbass

Mortal Combatting

When your girl is giving you head and right before you bust she yells "FINISH HIM!" and you blast in her mouth. She flies back and plays dead on the floor while you FINISH on her chest, face, etc...

Hey, are you into Mortal Combatting?

mortal combat

when you slam a girl in bed so hard that she has her period the next day like chuck norris beat up her pussy. while your smoking weed at the same time.

John:dude i played mortal combat with my girl that she couldnt walk the next day! and same as ur mom...

Mortal Combat Felati-ality

The sex act in which the woman, while giving her male partner a blow job, shouts "Finish Him," then clamps down on his penis, only releasing after her partner cries.

I decided to show him who was boss, so I performed a little Mortal Combat Felati-ality... the game is cool, but seeing him cry like a little girl was even cooler.

俚语	mortal combat
释义	Mortal Combat Misspelled Mortal Kombat Person 1: I just can't wait for Mortal Combat 11 Person 2: it's Mortal Kombat dumbass Mortal Combatting When your girl is giving you head and right before you bust she yells "FINISH HIM!" and you blast in her mouth. She flies back and plays dead on the floor while you FINISH on her chest, face, etc... Hey, are you into Mortal Combatting? mortal combat when you slam a girl in bed so hard that she has her period the next day like chuck norris beat up her pussy. while your smoking weed at the same time. John:dude i played mortal combat with my girl that she couldnt walk the next day! and same as ur mom... Mortal Combat Felati-ality The sex act in which the woman, while giving her male partner a blow job, shouts "Finish Him," then clamps down on his penis, only releasing after her partner cries. I decided to show him who was boss, so I performed a little Mortal Combat Felati-ality... the game is cool, but seeing him cry like a little girl was even cooler.
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