Mortal Kombat X
A game that has evolved extremely over the last 2 decades. A good alternative to masturbation, especially when you get really stressed.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Mortal Kombat X with your daddy?
Boy: But dad, that game looks scary... Dad?
Dad: *Burns Call of Duty Ghosts* Dad wins, Fatality!
Boy: *faints*
Boy: But dad, that game looks scary... Dad?
Dad: *Burns Call of Duty Ghosts* Dad wins, Fatality!
Boy: *faints*