mortdecai
This what happens to you when you have a gf who's half of your age.
Stop acting like a mortdecai, you're already 50yrs old!
Mortdecai Paradox
A situation in which a piece of media attempts to try several things and ends up contradicting itself literally or subtextually.
John: Movies suck these days always trying to please different audiences and ending up pleasing none. I wish they would just stick with the original idea and go with it.
Tim: If movie companies would stop falling into the mortdecai paradox things would be so much better.
Tim: If movie companies would stop falling into the mortdecai paradox things would be so much better.