awkwardtunity
an awkward opportunity.
There are no more seats left and someone offers they're lap to you. That's an awkwardtunity.
You forgot to wear deodorant and your friend offers you theirs. Awkwardtunity.
You forgot to wear deodorant and your friend offers you theirs. Awkwardtunity.
Awkwardtunity
Consistent, constant opportunity for relentless awkwardness
The prostitute and cop offered me an awkwardtunity of a lifetime... So, I said, "Sure, without doubt."