Mortime
Some faggoty ass nigga who gets real wasted at a party and stays behind sos he can hook up wit anotha nigga and later be pretendin it dint happen tha next day.
-Yo Tre 5, im gon chill here for sommortime, these bitches be fly.
-Shit nigga, we all know this mortime be after these niggas and not these bitches. He ain;t commin to my pad no more.
-Shit nigga, we all know this mortime be after these niggas and not these bitches. He ain;t commin to my pad no more.
Mortimer
(verb) to get Mortimered is when a woman you're flirting with casually refers to her boyfriend in conversation so as to dissuade you from making further advances without seeming rude. The term derives from the fact that her boyfriend is probably stupid, and his stupid name is probably Mortimer.
guy 1: "dude did you go home with that girl from the bar last night?"
guy 2: "nah, I thought I was golden but then she Mortimered me hardcore."
guy 1: "bad times."
guy 2: "nah, I thought I was golden but then she Mortimered me hardcore."
guy 1: "bad times."
Mortimered
When your boss over-schedules the work day and then sends all of your coworkers off-site leaving you alone to do everything.
Brody and Jackie got sent to the South Site, Erin and Zeph got sent to the East Site leaving me here alone to answer the phones and work all the tickets. I've been Mortimered again!
Mortimer
The ultimate ladies man. Known best amungst his peers.
Gertrude pranced over to a metamorphic rock. "What a Mortimer," she thought to herself.
Mortimer
To kill something in a brutal, thoughtless or horrific manner. Derived from "Mortify" and "Murder".
Did you see the way that dog mortimered those chickens?
Mortimer
A village filled with despair in West berkshire where very little happens and if anything does happen it is a stabbing
"Dude did you go to mortimer recently?"
" yeah I got stabbed and ended up in the hospital"
" yeah I got stabbed and ended up in the hospital"
mortimer
Man who helps others. One who is selfless. This man is a great leader always willing to help others. He is loyal and careing. Also a man who loves Saki.
Man that guy helped me get rank 5 he is very mortimer.