Mortis
A declaration of disdain, disgust, disapproval, or disappointment.
No we can't get McDonalds
Mortis mortis!
Mortis mortis!
Morty
The shit u take when ur incompetent morally superior grandson ruins ur days event
I got to take a big fat morty
Morty
Fictional character from the TV series, Rick and Morty. He's Rick's companion in all their adventures. He's a lazy, incompetent kid who constantly thinks about sex, but he's useful if a genius like Rick has use for him. He's used to block out brain waves stimulated by Rick's mind too.
Rick: Morty, listen I want you to take these nuts and shove them waaaay up your butthole. Got that?
Morty
Being a dumb friend how tries to get you out of trouble.
Rick: "Morty, holy s**t shut the f**k up"
Morty: "fine!!"
Morty: "fine!!"
morty
Shit. "Morty" is another word for shit, and can be used in many contexts, including talking about your bowel movements.
"You're both peices of Morty and I can prove it mathematically"
Rick: "I gotta go take a biiiiig faatt morty" Morty: "Aww jeez rick"
Rick: "I gotta go take a biiiiig faatt morty" Morty: "Aww jeez rick"
Morty
A sexual act that entails a man/woman on the verge of death(or under perception of being close to death) receiving fellatio and being brought back to full health.
Andrew: Yo Tony! I was having a heart attack and Kiersten gave me a Morty
Tony:That sounds amazing did she put it between her breasts?
Andrew: She sure did
Tony:That sounds amazing did she put it between her breasts?
Andrew: She sure did
Mortis
A Brawl Stars Brawler used to defeat throwers and other brawlers with long reload time
May also be used to troll in Boss fight and other Events
May also be used to troll in Boss fight and other Events
*playing game*
Me: OMG I got a MORTIS are you kidding me
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