Moshe Rose
Moshe Rose is the ideal person to rely on to clean up the mess that you made, free of charge. He also could be your good sober friend, by taking you home, giving you a good place to puke, and finding you s convenient spot to pee. He could also be a great chiller, but to get him to places on time (like Walmart) is quite difficult.
Moshe Rose! Clean this up!