Mossbian
Fangirls who would totally go lesbian for singer Alison Mosshart. And want to marry her. And think she's the most wonderful person on earth.
Guy: Hey Alison is soooo talented... and she's hot, too!
Mossbian: Hey! That's my wife you're talking about, you jerk!
Mossbian: Hey! That's my wife you're talking about, you jerk!