motherduck
A polite variation of the word "motherfuck" which can be used in front of elderly relatives. Can be suffixed with er e.g. motherducker
Oh Granny! Your such a motherducker.
motherducker
iPhone auto-correct fail.
Also happens on many other "smart"phones.
Also happens on many other "smart"phones.
*texting*
Boy: I can't wait to see your vagina pics. It must be so beautiful.
Girl: What? Are you drunk? I certainly don't have any of those pics haha
Boy: *vacation. I mean vacation, not vagina. Damn this motherducker iPhone auto-correct.
Boy: *motherducker
Boy: *motherfucker
Boy: I can't wait to see your vagina pics. It must be so beautiful.
Girl: What? Are you drunk? I certainly don't have any of those pics haha
Boy: *vacation. I mean vacation, not vagina. Damn this motherducker iPhone auto-correct.
Boy: *motherducker
Boy: *motherfucker
motherducker
A person who dodges anything constantly, e.g. people, plans, relationships, commitments, etc., typically with a flimsy or no excuse. Can also be an alternate spelling of "motherfucker" for cellphone users who refuse to upgrade to modern mobile devices. Variants include: Adj. - motherducking, V.- motherducked
She never returns your calls either? That motherducker's gonna lose friends if she doesn't reciprocate.
MotherDucker
What happens when autocorrect corrects MotherFucker
Guy 1: I'm going to beat you motherducker
Guy2: Don't you mean MotherFucker
Guy1:Dammit!
Guy2: Don't you mean MotherFucker
Guy1:Dammit!