Motherhood
That feeling of tingly warmness after 10 months and 25 hours of pain blood and suffering.
as we sew you up, you can look at that beautiful 8 pounder over there, and start that long 18 year walk of death we call motherhood
motherhood statement
A platitude verbal contribution to a group, to show you are alpha, but has little or no value, and provides no constructive solution, only talk. Manager that have no skills, but have a well paid position, often do the mother statement talk. Who else can waste the time of experts and not be chastised for it?
Appointed Boss-man: We cannot go forward with these production inefficiencies.
Engineer: Thanks for that motherhood statement, we're golden now!
Engineer: Thanks for that motherhood statement, we're golden now!
the joy of motherhood
Sleeping.
My mom sure likes The Joy of Motherhood!