Mother Syndrome

When someone who likes you is overprotective and is constantly hovering over you. They take care of you, worry excessively, listen to you and look over you as if they were your mother.

Friend: Does she always check up on you like that?
Yeah she just wants to know I'm okay.
Friend: She must have mother syndrome, bro.

Jewish Mother Syndrome

Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.

Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.

overactive mother syndrom

much like overactive bladder exept instead of having to pee 30 times a day your mother calls you 30 times a day

mother: HOW ARE YOU??? I havent spoken to you in so long! do you need me to come over there and make you soup?
you:... I'm fine and you called me five minutes ago!
mother: oh well allot can happen in five minutes!oh yes I forgot the soup
you: its fine I really dont need soup for any reason
mother: everyone needs soup! aspecially my baby!
room mate: dude, your mom has a classic case of overactive mother syndrome.

Single Mother Syndrome

When a woman has been single and raising a family alone for a long time that they forget how to be co-dependent in a relationship.

In relationships she still suffered from single mother syndrome and couldn't relinquish control.

Panzy Rat Mother syndrome

Also known as the challenged flu, panzy rat mother syndrome'so symptoms include, loss of intelligence, blurry vision, constipation, heavy breathing, and trench mouth. The final effects of this disease include, retardation, enlarged hands, pathetic anorexic body, no teeth, bulged eyes, large mouth, and a brain the size of an m&m. The life expectancy is 2 months. With this disease you will be the most pathetic creature in the entire ecosystem.

Panzy rat mother syndrome makes you the most worthless thing in the universe, it makes a man a piece of shit, and a woman even more of a bitch.

Mother Teresa Syndrome

1. Mental health condition suffered by the overly religious whereby the religious, actively deny treatment or medications to facilitate increased suffering.

2. The imposition of suffering, denial of treatment, or services, to those who you are responsible to care for with the expressed intent of increasing misery or hastening death. (see betrayal trauma)

3. The imposition of religious beliefs to increase suffering in the efforts to elicit pleasure in the person denying, or reserving access to treatment or services.

When I presented the case for a need for an antidepressant to my doctor, after my mom died, he got all 'Mother Teresa Syndrome" on me and said, "You need to experience this without drugs so you can grieve properly."

Mother Feather Plucker Syndrome

This is term applies by the same rule of thumb as "Feather Plucker Syndrome" found in this same Urban Dictionary. There is one major difference... This 'Feather Plucker' is a mommy!

Get out of that smoke-filled bathroom with that baby, you mother feather plucker syndrome actin' bitch!

俚语	mother syndrome
释义	Mother Syndrome When someone who likes you is overprotective and is constantly hovering over you. They take care of you, worry excessively, listen to you and look over you as if they were your mother. Friend: Does she always check up on you like that? Yeah she just wants to know I'm okay. Friend: She must have mother syndrome, bro. Jewish Mother Syndrome Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother. Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome. Chaim: What would make you say that? Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her. Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa. overactive mother syndrom much like overactive bladder exept instead of having to pee 30 times a day your mother calls you 30 times a day mother: HOW ARE YOU??? I havent spoken to you in so long! do you need me to come over there and make you soup? you:... I'm fine and you called me five minutes ago! mother: oh well allot can happen in five minutes!oh yes I forgot the soup you: its fine I really dont need soup for any reason mother: everyone needs soup! aspecially my baby! room mate: dude, your mom has a classic case of overactive mother syndrome. Single Mother Syndrome When a woman has been single and raising a family alone for a long time that they forget how to be co-dependent in a relationship. In relationships she still suffered from single mother syndrome and couldn't relinquish control. Panzy Rat Mother syndrome Also known as the challenged flu, panzy rat mother syndrome'so symptoms include, loss of intelligence, blurry vision, constipation, heavy breathing, and trench mouth. The final effects of this disease include, retardation, enlarged hands, pathetic anorexic body, no teeth, bulged eyes, large mouth, and a brain the size of an m&m. The life expectancy is 2 months. With this disease you will be the most pathetic creature in the entire ecosystem. Panzy rat mother syndrome makes you the most worthless thing in the universe, it makes a man a piece of shit, and a woman even more of a bitch. Mother Teresa Syndrome 1. Mental health condition suffered by the overly religious whereby the religious, actively deny treatment or medications to facilitate increased suffering. 2. The imposition of suffering, denial of treatment, or services, to those who you are responsible to care for with the expressed intent of increasing misery or hastening death. (see betrayal trauma) 3. The imposition of religious beliefs to increase suffering in the efforts to elicit pleasure in the person denying, or reserving access to treatment or services. When I presented the case for a need for an antidepressant to my doctor, after my mom died, he got all 'Mother Teresa Syndrome" on me and said, "You need to experience this without drugs so you can grieve properly." Mother Feather Plucker Syndrome This is term applies by the same rule of thumb as "Feather Plucker Syndrome" found in this same Urban Dictionary. There is one major difference... This 'Feather Plucker' is a mommy! Get out of that smoke-filled bathroom with that baby, you mother feather plucker syndrome actin' bitch!
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