Motorolla Droid
A sweet ass phone made by motorolla, and its carrier is verizon, it's a smartphone that requires a data package, but has 3G, wifi, and a boatload of useful and useless apps.
Me: I own a motorolla droid, therefore, i am awesome.
Phone hater: It sucks, you can't do ANYTHING on it.
Me: *Punches phone hater in the face*
Phone hater: It sucks, you can't do ANYTHING on it.
Me: *Punches phone hater in the face*