MOTY Moment
The moment when you realize that you screwed up as a Mom. You are NOT going to win the mythical "Mother of the Year" trophy. Laugh. Move on. Try to learn from it. And remember...no one is perfect. Everyone has them.
I was busy and Claire came to me and asked me to open the pickle jar. I did and then later noticed she was drinking something out of a sippy. Pickle juice. 30 minutes later she was pooping like nothing I had ever seen. A definite MOTY Moment.