AWS

Short for awesome. Carries a much greater connotation than awesome. When used in a written sentence, the entire sentence must be typed in all capitals with an exclamation mark at the end. When spoken, the sentence must be spoken with loudness and forcefulness. When using the word, it is perfectly acceptable to place the f-word in front of it.

Angry Wife Syndrome - The common habit that all married women develop. A tactic used by wives for centuries to intimidate their husbands into getting their way. Also used to deny husbands of any fun.

Always Wearing Shoes.

also known as Accute Wigger Syndrome. this disease attacks the caucasian glands and spreads the african gene till the person becomes that wich all whites fear most, the wigger, displaying many characteristics of the common black, such as obsession of shoes, cars and "big booty bitches". uses language including "homie", "hoe", "dog", and "err force ones". it is quite hard to cure and is contagious.

~often used in a guy code context in order to ascertain just how mad the other dudes girlfriend/wife has become. Angry Woman Situation. It can be simply answered with a single number in a pinch.

Rod- "AWS?"
Dave- "8, stay away for a month."
Rod- "Roger that"

Attention whore syndrome

(Abbr. for Angry Workers Syndrome.) The feeling of extreme anger and rage at all the slackers of the world (i.e. everyone except you and your crew). Comes with heightened powers perception and insight, especially as to whether someone is actually working or just standing around and faking it. Extreme cases can occur when the worker is listening to certain Michael Jackson songs. The only know cure for AWS is two entire pizzas for each worker, watching "The Shawshank Redemption", Henry Weinhard's root beer, and solitude away from all of those fricken slackers!