Mountain Gay
A hardworking ranch hand, nature walk loving , boot and flannel button up wearing , Homosexual man.
My friend isn't an "omg gross, teeheehee " type of gay man. He's a mountain gay
Gay Mountain Moment
Having a meltdown as a direct result of hiking or cycling up a steep hill.
‘I think I’ll buy some jelly babies just in case Emma has a Gay Mountain Moment’