mountain high mush
When you have someone lay down underneath you, and you squat down and take a dump on there face.
I just gave this jerk a mountain high mush
Mountain mush
A sudden state of mental confusion or forgetfulness experienced by a retired individual after living in the countryside mountains for an extended period of time.
Loree: "I don't see the pickles in the grocery bag."
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"