MOUNT SAINT HOLLA-BACK
Same as Mount Saint Holla but with a role reversal. The man ingests lubricant whilst the woman (who wears a strap-on) takes a shit. The man then vomits the lube on the dildo and takes it up the ass while the woman continues her dump.
"My woman had a bad curry but we made the best of a bad situation when she gave me the ol' Mount Saint Holla-Back".