Mourning wood
Why would you search this in urban dictionary?
A Terraria boss lol
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Mourning wood
getting a boner at a funeral.
when i was at aunt Betty's funeral uncle Sean had mourning wood when he saw the body
mourning wood
(n) when one pop's a boner at a funeral, or a wake
Damn man, did you see Jimmy's dead grandma?? she gave me mourning wood.
Mourning Wood
When you're afraid of getting sexually aroused for a short period of time after one of your close relatives passed away because you think they're watching over you from heaven.
Guy: Dude, I saw some wicked porn last night, but ever since gammy passed away, I've had sever Mourning Wood..
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass
mourning wood
When you get an erection due to nostalgic thoughts of an ex-lover.
Dude 1: "Stacy's ass was so nice... I miss it so much..." *pops boner*
Dude 2: "Did you just get mourning wood?!"
Dude 2: "Did you just get mourning wood?!"
mourning wood
Mourning wood is a boner you get at a funeral.
Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
Mourning Wood
the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner
My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.