moustachio
A girl having hair on her upper lip as well as an excess in her vaginal region.
Colin Miller likes to date Moustachios.
moustachio
an Italian person with a moustache
he's a moustachio!
moustachio
A plump male individual who prefers sweat-pants to jeans and has a dirty "crust-ache" to make himself look older.
someone is actually talking to moustachio.
moustachio
a species of monkey/human... this species has all the abilities of a human, but also has more hair than a monkey butt
oh, my god! it's mustachio-man!
Moustachio Nuts
Type of Manscaping where the hair is shaped into a moustache.
a1:I didn't think jeff would have moustachio nuts.
a2:Yep the full handle bar.
a2:Yep the full handle bar.
Moustachioed
The act of ejaculating into ones hand and wiping it onto anothers upper lip. "Moustachioed"
Oh man I just completely "moustachioed " Jonnny