Moustakas

Fattest guy to ever exist in the universe. Literally he can't even walk, although when he sees food he can run like Usain Bolt. He often gets bullied by Marios because of his fatness but he always fights back with his special move of eating him. He is a narutard and he simps for Namikaze Minato. He loves cars and he wishes to fuck one. Don't mess with him!

Moustakas: Ti leei paidia ti kanete?
Marios: Fyge re kwloxontre

moustakas

When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.

"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"

俚语	moustakas
释义	Moustakas Fattest guy to ever exist in the universe. Literally he can't even walk, although when he sees food he can run like Usain Bolt. He often gets bullied by Marios because of his fatness but he always fights back with his special move of eating him. He is a narutard and he simps for Namikaze Minato. He loves cars and he wishes to fuck one. Don't mess with him! Moustakas: Ti leei paidia ti kanete? Marios: Fyge re kwloxontre moustakas When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat. "Is Amy walking weird today?" "Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"
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