Moutain
One who possesses the ability to troll without consideration of anything else but the prank itself. A moutain is always observing people to find leverage to troll. Also a jerk at times. Synonym (Troll)
I now have to take the sticky saran wrap of my car after that moutain chose to wrap my truck in saran wrap on scorching hot summer day. What a moutain...
moutain
The act of spelling MouNtain wrong. Only very stupid people forget the N.
"That Ally is so dumb, she cannot even spell Mountain right!"
moutain dew
The most ultimate pop/soda/soft drink. It`s known for its high level of caffine, but come on when it's early in the morning we all need a good jolt.
Alex woke up at 2:00am and drank some moutain dew to wake up.
Smokey moutain
When you blow flavored vape vapor into your sexual partners anal cavity.
There I was, i gave my boyfriend a Smokey moutain .
Mature moutaining
When The male/female maturely mountains the partners back, Much like sex and humping, BUT the person on top, has their bum in the air like a mountain, and the person below does the thrusting actions
"Mature moutaining"
Dual moutain ass
Coined in Whistler /Blackcomb for local women who have developed athletic but large booty due to vigorous hill climbing .
"Hey Kevin did you see at Shania, she has been in Switzerland so long she got dual moutain ass.
moutain man beard
A popular style of bush that is worn on chin, could be seen on the face of john ranson during mating season. Although during the winter (hibernating) months, it may have been shed.
Mountain man beards are only cool on John Ranson