mouthguard

Placing your flaccid penis into a woman's mouth and bending it in a 'U' shape like a mouth-guard.

A phrase used to describe someone/something that is so gay that normal words dont suffice. The implication is that the person/scenario/object is comparable to being viciously rammed up the down pipe, a situation in which a mouthguard is preferable.

An unique state of rage charcterized by the need to insert a mouth guard in order to protect oneself from biting through one's lower jaw.

The world's first flavored mouthguard. Patented technology enables MoGo to embed the flavor right into the plastic resin – effectively the flavor and plastic polymers become one. As long as the plastic retains its integrity, the flavor lasts after repeated use.

When playing the game MOUTHGUARD, wait for the right moment to quickly insert your erect Penis into another player's mouth. Method works best when the player doesn't expect you and while they are laughing.

The lisp you get when you talk while wearing a mouthguard

when someone is asleep you put your nuts on there teeth