mouthwasher

one who spits after, y'know..

you mouthwasher you, i'm insulted!

The Mouthwasher

The mouthwasher is an allegorical maneuver exercised by sexual narcissistic males over degenerate and profligate skanks. Such poetic act occurs when the female attempts to suck the male's genitalia but is rudely interrupted by the latter, as he orders her to firstly rinse her mouth with mouthwash - somewhere in the lines of: "Look at me. Do you think I found my penis on the streets? Go rinse your mouth you fucking whore!"

John: Guess who just fucked who?
Peter: Whom did you fuck this time John, you son of a gun!
John: I fucked Iris John. Yeah Iris the skank!
Peter: Broooo!!!!
John: And you know what?? I maneuvered the mouthwasher!
Peter: Brooooo!!!!!
John: I violently pushed her whore-face away from my penis and..
Peter: Brooooooooooooo!!!!
John: and I told her go mouthwash your mouth you whore!!! and I kicked her outa the bed.
Peter: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
John: Yeah. She went rinsing her mouth and came crawling back
Peter: Respect

mouthwash

A man's ejaculate in his partner's mouth

Jim expected me to gargle his mouthwash after I gave him a blow job yesterday, Sue told her friend Jennifer. I did it before swallowing, but I hope thee boys get more mature when we get to high school.

mouthwash

(n.) For straight men, it's cunt juice. For gay men, it's cum. Same for gay and straight women.

See cum and cunt juice.
See also snowball.

Gay:
As I blow you, you're going to shoot your white hot mouthwash into my open oral cavity.

Lesbian:
Belinda took all of Stephanie's mouthwash down her throat while they were munching monkey.

Straight:
John and Mary gargled each other's mouthwash and hummed a tune simultaneously.

Mouthwash

What you need after a good blowjob.

While I enjoyed the fun with your dick, I really need some mouthwash.

Mouthwash

A product for people who are too lazy to brush their teeth

You: I use mouthwash
Friend: You're fat, aren't you?

Mouthwash

Extremely cheap liquid that is used to disinfect the mouth and to achieve "fresh" breath. Unfortunately this substance is abused by most wagon burners. Despite the cheap price they often steal it from convenience stores, who's shopkeepers let the indians escape for fear they might get stabbed. Upon stealing the mouthwash the indian consumes the entire bottle, resulting in extreme drunkenness (equivalent to drinking 2 cases of beer and smoking 3 joints laced with paint thinner) permanent brain damage, significant abuse to the indian's friends and family, and if lucky, the indian will be arrested where he will get to sleep in a warm bed with working plumbing in jail.

Indian 1: (Heavy accent, lacking most teeth) Man, Damon was fucked lasht night eh'? Anyways, he drank two mouthwash and slept at the shelter.
Indian 2: (Heavy accent, no teeth) Man, I found like 3 smokes on 'da ground by 'da Shell.

俚语	mouthwasher
释义	mouthwasher one who spits after, y'know.. you mouthwasher you, i'm insulted! The Mouthwasher The mouthwasher is an allegorical maneuver exercised by sexual narcissistic males over degenerate and profligate skanks. Such poetic act occurs when the female attempts to suck the male's genitalia but is rudely interrupted by the latter, as he orders her to firstly rinse her mouth with mouthwash - somewhere in the lines of: "Look at me. Do you think I found my penis on the streets? Go rinse your mouth you fucking whore!" John: Guess who just fucked who? Peter: Whom did you fuck this time John, you son of a gun! John: I fucked Iris John. Yeah Iris the skank! Peter: Broooo!!!! John: And you know what?? I maneuvered the mouthwasher! Peter: Brooooo!!!!! John: I violently pushed her whore-face away from my penis and.. Peter: Brooooooooooooo!!!! John: and I told her go mouthwash your mouth you whore!!! and I kicked her outa the bed. Peter: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! John: Yeah. She went rinsing her mouth and came crawling back Peter: Respect mouthwash A man's ejaculate in his partner's mouth Jim expected me to gargle his mouthwash after I gave him a blow job yesterday, Sue told her friend Jennifer. I did it before swallowing, but I hope thee boys get more mature when we get to high school. mouthwash (n.) For straight men, it's cunt juice. For gay men, it's cum. Same for gay and straight women. See cum and cunt juice. See also snowball. Gay: As I blow you, you're going to shoot your white hot mouthwash into my open oral cavity. Lesbian: Belinda took all of Stephanie's mouthwash down her throat while they were munching monkey. Straight: John and Mary gargled each other's mouthwash and hummed a tune simultaneously. Mouthwash What you need after a good blowjob. While I enjoyed the fun with your dick, I really need some mouthwash. Mouthwash A product for people who are too lazy to brush their teeth You: I use mouthwash Friend: You're fat, aren't you? Mouthwash Extremely cheap liquid that is used to disinfect the mouth and to achieve "fresh" breath. Unfortunately this substance is abused by most wagon burners. Despite the cheap price they often steal it from convenience stores, who's shopkeepers let the indians escape for fear they might get stabbed. Upon stealing the mouthwash the indian consumes the entire bottle, resulting in extreme drunkenness (equivalent to drinking 2 cases of beer and smoking 3 joints laced with paint thinner) permanent brain damage, significant abuse to the indian's friends and family, and if lucky, the indian will be arrested where he will get to sleep in a warm bed with working plumbing in jail. Indian 1: (Heavy accent, lacking most teeth) Man, Damon was fucked lasht night eh'? Anyways, he drank two mouthwash and slept at the shelter. Indian 2: (Heavy accent, no teeth) Man, I found like 3 smokes on 'da ground by 'da Shell.
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