Movie Theater

A building housing large screens dedicated to showing new movies starring everyone's favorite actors.

Often used as a daycare for underage kids whose parents fail at being parents and would rather leave their children in a place alone than actually spend time with them; only to get overly irate at the employees when their children go missing and the employees have no idea where their children are.

A place to go when wanting to watch movies slightly before they come to stores, to watch on a bigger screen or to spend money on popcorn

When your walking down an isle in a movie theater and a fat guy shoves a dildo up your ass while your trying to get by him.

A big complex that has many giant TV screens. Known for overpriced food and drinks, so many people resort to sneaking snacks in

a place where retards bring their babies to watch the movie yet they are too young to even remember it and all they do is scream and cry

noun. going to first, second, third or fourth base wit someone in a movie theater without other people noticing

A Sheldon Cooper optimization activity: evaluating multiple seats in a theater by sitting in them and making strange hooting noises, to evaluate the acoustic dynamics of the theater and pick the absolute best seat in the house... It embarrasses everyone around him.