Mr. Abstruse
An effeminate, mouse-like man who gets no bitches and violently lusts for male genitals. Occasionally, Mr. Abstruse types get drunk and assault their gay boy lovers.
Do you see that lispy fag over there? He’s a real Mr. Abstruse!
Mr. Abstruse
A straight man’s man
Mr. Abstruse only kisses women and penetrates vaginas.