Mr. Alaska
When someone with a masters degree has the geography knowledge of a third grader.
"Alaska is an island. Why else would they put it in a box next to Hawaii on the map?"
"Isn't Dutch Land that country near Holland where the Dutch are from?"
"You know, the Aryans... from Arya?"
-Are you kidding me, Mr. Alaska?
"Isn't Dutch Land that country near Holland where the Dutch are from?"
"You know, the Aryans... from Arya?"
-Are you kidding me, Mr. Alaska?