The Terrible Tempered Mr and Mrs Bang
A playful nickname given to our often drunk and disorderly nextdoor neighbors by my jokester father to infuse a little dark humor into a pathetic regular occurrence in my early childhood.
Well, if it isn’t The Terrible Tempered Mr and Mrs Bang!
Mr. Bangs
My sleep paralysis demon that haunts me every day I go to school. He knocks on the desk when I am about to go into heaven and drags me back down to hell. He is the catalyst of all evil and vitriol within the world.
Guy: "You know Mr. Bangs?"
Me: "💀"
Me: "💀"