Mr. Berger
One of the dilfiest men to ever walk this earth. Known to casually wear plaid button up shirts, khakis, and Newbalance shoes. Also has a very sexy beer gut. 10/10 would let peg me.
Chad: "Yo bro, you'd see Mr. Berger today, what a sexy dilf"
Brad: " Fax."
Brad: " Fax."