mr. burns

very old and weak powerplant owner and boss of homer simpson

a pistol. comes from the discription of a gunshot wound.

A Simpsons character based on Mr. Charles Bridges, a gym teacher at Harrison High School. Harrison is where the creator of The Simpsons went.

My horrible, lazy science teacher.

When a girl is going down on you whilst cupping your balls and when you come, she "twingles" her fingers and murmurs "eeexxxxcccceeeellllllleeennnnttt..."

Orginally created by a group of sudents at a school in Scotalnd. The term, "You're a Mr Burns" refers to a Mr Archie Burns, his teaching habits were most confusing, as a result he caused the failings of many pupils standard grades. (GCSEs, Exams etc.)

The name is often accompanied by "Oaooh" or any word which uses the "o" in the same way as "boot" as he was well known for the rather odd pronounciation of names, i.e "Natal don't dooooo that," or "Noootes jotter."

The most famous of his quotes would be, "You're goooing to fail your standard grades." Which would quickly be accompanied by a strange hand gesture and "Seeeven" (Basically a fail grade on your exams.")

Uses of the word "Mr-Burns" includes, "You're such a Mr-Burns" or "Archie Buuurns."

Usually his name is pronouced phonetically as the following, Mr b-ooo-rrns. Also uses of his name are used to comment on someone who simultaniously switches between outfits that look exactly the sames, i.e "You're wearing the exact same thing as on Saturday, you're such a Mr Burns."

Noted by student of Mr Burns, Miss Shannon, his usual attire is that of a light blue shirt, dark blue tie, jeans, mountain "boooots" and in his breast pocket a red and blue pen.

When you get one fist up the poop shoot and one up the axe wood and do the Mr burns "excellent" with your fingers on both walls